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Entries from January 2008

PAT PAULSEN BEATS KUCINICH IN MICHIGAN PRIMARY

January 22nd, 2008 · 6 Comments

PRESS RELEASE JAN-22-DETROIT, MI – Even deceased, presidential candidate Pat Paulsen managed to garner more votes than Democratic candidate Kucinich in several precincts of Michigan’s January 15th primary. Paulsen’s two-week Michigan effort to get out the vote on a Democratic ballot that featured Hillary Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, Mike Gravel, Christopher Dodd and the ultimate second-place [...]

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News Stories About Pat

January 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

As we are made aware of articles appearing in the press around the Country, we will place the links here. http://www.timesheraldonline.com/thearts/ci_7943629 This story by Rich Freedman ran in several newspapers in Northern California on January 11, 2008. Quite a nice piece! We don’t hear about most of them directly, so if you see something published [...]

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK

January 18th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Social Security…..“Why should old people get it? They just sit around all day doing nothing.”  4-19 Middle Class…..“What middle class? There’s only seven people left in the middle class – who cares about them? 4-12 National Debt…..“Let the kids pay it – they still owe us rent and gas money.” 4-05 The Future…..“Worrying about [...]

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Bumper Stickers are popping up all across America

January 17th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Pat Paulsen for President bumper stickers are showing up all over the place, and several people have emailed us photographic proof. If you see any, grab your camera and shoot a picture so we can add it to this gallery. Several of the ones pictured here were purchased on this website, but some of them [...]

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How to properly fill out the Michigan Democratic Primary ballot

January 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments

In Michigan, the Democratic Party has bungled the primary by scheduling it without national party approval. The delegate count in Michigan will not be determined by the popular vote on Tuesday, January 15, but rather by the national party in smoke filled rooms. Hillary Clinton is the only viable candidate on the ballot, and a [...]

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PAT PAULSEN, “DEAD” SERIOUS ABOUT 2008 CAMPAIGN

January 2nd, 2008 · 7 Comments

PRESS RELEASE JAN-02 – LOS ANGELES, CA – Pat Paulsen, long time presidential candidate and political pundit, has managed to make headlines again, just months before this year’s U.S. presidential election. As the November 2008 election nears, a series of strange incidents involving Mr. Paulsen, or his likeness, have been reported throughout the country. Paulsen, [...]

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