Pat Paulsen for President

He’s back, and still better than all the rest.

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March 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments


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  • 1 Nick Karvounis // Apr 29, 2008 at 10:30 am

    Running Mate: Forrest Gump

    Why?: Pat needs a running mate who can take a small apple company and make it into a fruitful business. He needs a running mate who can turn shrimp boatin’ into a multi-million dollar business (Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. is now located on Time Square! NYC).

    Mamma always said, “Stupid is, is Stupid does.”


  • 2 Bob Walton // May 10, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Running Mate: Stephen Colbert

    Why: Colbert’s portrayal of an uninformed version of Bill O’Reilly, and Chaplinesque sense of timing make him a perfect foil for the omniscient President Paulsen. Besides, he has not been known to shoot at senior citizens and he dresses well, a welcome change from Dick Cheney.

    Stephen believes Arianna Huffington….”the Iraq war is John McCain’s Viagra” but he knows Pat is stiff enough without it.

    Paulsen – Colbert….that’s the ticket!

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