PRESS RELEASE
JAN-22-DETROIT, MI - Even deceased, presidential candidate Pat Paulsen managed to garner more votes than Democratic candidate Kucinich in several precincts of Michigan’s January 15th primary.
Paulsen’s two-week Michigan effort to get out the vote on a Democratic ballot that featured Hillary Clinton, Dennis Kucinich, Mike Gravel, Christopher Dodd and the ultimate second-place finisher, UNCOMMITED, [...]
Entries from January 2008
PAT PAULSEN BEATS KUCINICH IN MICHIGAN PRIMARY
January 22nd, 2008 · 6 Comments
News Stories About Pat
January 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments
As we are made aware of articles appearing in the press around the Country, we will place the links here.
http://www.timesheraldonline.com/thearts/ci_7943629
This story by Rich Freedman ran in several newspapers in Northern California on January 11, 2008. Quite a nice piece!
We don’t hear about most of them directly, so if you see something published in your local [...]
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
January 18th, 2008 · 7 Comments
Social Security…..“Why should old people get it? They just sit around all day doing nothing.”  4-19
Middle Class…..“What middle class? There’s only seven people left in the middle class - who cares about them? 4-12
National Debt…..“Let the kids pay it - they still owe us rent and gas money.” [...]
Tags: Comedy · Politics · Quotes of the Week
Bumper Stickers are popping up all across America
January 17th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Pat Paulsen for President bumper stickers are showing up all over the place, and several people have emailed us photographic proof. If you see any, grab your camera and shoot a picture so we can add it to this gallery.
Several of the ones pictured here were purchased on this website, but some of them are [...]
Tags: News
How to properly fill out the Michigan Democratic Primary ballot
January 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments
In Michigan, the Democratic Party has bungled the primary by scheduling it without national party approval. The delegate count in Michigan will not be determined by the popular vote on Tuesday, January 15, but rather by the national party in smoke filled rooms. Hillary Clinton is the only viable candidate on the ballot, [...]
Tags: News
PAT PAULSEN, “DEAD†SERIOUS ABOUT 2008 CAMPAIGN
January 2nd, 2008 · 7 Comments
PRESS RELEASE
JAN-02 - LOS ANGELES, CA - Pat Paulsen, long time presidential candidate and political pundit, has managed to make headlines again, just months before this year’s U.S. presidential election. As the November 2008 election nears, a series of strange incidents involving Mr. Paulsen, or his likeness, have been reported throughout the country. Paulsen, who [...]